Tom Brady…and Grant’s Fantasy Football Team
September 9, 2008 · Print This Article
In response to Grant’s heartbreaking story, here’s my take on Tom Brady being out for the season:
Oh, and everything that Grant said. Not a Brady fan myself, but I don’t wish injuries on anybody. Especially knee injuries. I’m 32 and both my knees are shot (who needs a meniscus?), so I can sympathize.
Hmm. Looking at that picture, I wonder if that’s when Peyton started to have problems with his bursa sac.
And speaking of the greatest quarterback in the history of the league, I’m not all that excited about the Colts’ chances in the wake of Brady’s horrible injury — Peyton looked about as mobile as John McCain out there on Sunday night.
Up until now, I had no idea that such a thing as a “bursa sac” even existed. And that’s from the guy whose knees are both fucked up. If you had dropped “bursa sac” in a regular conversation, I would have assumed that you’re talking about some crevice in the back of the head of that spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park, where it stores all the goo that it vomits on fat and greedy computer nerds that lose their way in the middle of the night. THAT sounds more like a bursa sac to me. Works great phonetically, too: Bbbbbbuuuuuuurrrrrsa Sac!
Anatomy is fun.